tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10982636.post114635645858540589..comments2023-08-02T08:54:46.474-05:00Comments on Sojourner's Truths: i want you (she's so heavy)sojournesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02827493348095938679noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10982636.post-1146418480921770752006-04-30T12:34:00.000-05:002006-04-30T12:34:00.000-05:00You are so crazy, lol.Weird Al rocks!!You are so crazy, lol.<BR/><BR/>Weird Al rocks!!sojournesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02827493348095938679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10982636.post-1146417749150145922006-04-30T12:22:00.000-05:002006-04-30T12:22:00.000-05:00Your butt is wide, well mine is tooJust watch your...Your butt is wide, well mine is too<BR/>Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you<BR/>The word is out, better treat me right<BR/>'Cause I'm the king of cellulite<BR/>Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right<BR/><BR/>My zippers bust, my buckles break<BR/>I'm too much man for you to take<BR/>The pavement cracks when I fall down<BR/>I've got more chins than Chinatown<BR/><BR/>Well, I've never used a phone booth<BR/>And I've never seen my toes<BR/>When I'm goin' to the movies<BR/>I take up seven rows<BR/><BR/>Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout<BR/>Just now tell me once again who's fat<BR/><BR/>When I walk out to get my mail<BR/>It measures on the Richter scale<BR/>Down at the beach I'm a lucky man<BR/>I'm the only one who gets a tan<BR/>If I have one more pie a la mode<BR/>I'm gonna need my own zip code<BR/><BR/>When you're only having seconds<BR/>I'm having twenty-thirds<BR/>When I go to get my shoes shined<BR/>I gotta take their word<BR/><BR/>Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds<BR/>Lemme tell you once again who's fat<BR/><BR/>If you see me comin' your way<BR/>Better give me plenty space<BR/>If I tell you that I'm hungry<BR/>Then won't you feed my face<BR/><BR/>Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house<BR/>I really sit around the house<BR/><BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know, you know, you know, come on<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>And you know all by myself I'm a crowd<BR/>Lemme tell you once again<BR/><BR/>You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, you know, hoo<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<BR/>(Fat, fat, really really fat)<BR/>And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud<BR/>Just tell me once again who's fatWOLVERINEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11330916393850341529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10982636.post-1146368573088653692006-04-29T22:42:00.000-05:002006-04-29T22:42:00.000-05:00be happy and smile and have funGod loves you.be happy and smile and have fun<BR/><BR/>God loves you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com