Tuesday, March 04, 2008

The Office

Scene: The Kitchen

Sales Guy looks at the "I Voted!" sticker on my shirt.

SG: Well, I see you have already voted this morning. Are you going to do the caucus this evening?
Sojourness: Yes.
CEO: I bet a million dollars you voted for Hillary.
SG: I would also bet a million dollars that you voted for Hillary.
Sojourness, aghast: What? Why do you say that?
CEO: I've read your blog.
SG: New York.
CEO: We can read you like a cheap novel.

4 comments:

WOLVERINE said...

Did you?

sojourness said...

That is the great mystery, isn't it?

cheekynomad said...

your boss reads your blog?

sojourness said...

Not this one.