Friday, October 23, 2009

I am not surprised to see that they have weight loss programs specifically for brides-to-be. The thing is, I don't need a program. Surprisingly, I know exactly how to lose weight. It's a very complicated plan with the following steps, in no particular order:
  • Exercise.

  • Stop eating crap.
Maybe I should write a book and make some mon-ay to help pay for the wedding. Hmm.


Amanda said...

That's ridiculous. Sam gets mad if I start loose weight. He like the fat bottomed girls....LOL!

sojourness said...

Um, perfect man? :)

cheekynomad said...

true. but you make even more mon-ay if you make false claims about losing weight w/o exercise or diets