Scene: The Kitchen
Sales Guy looks at the "I Voted!" sticker on my shirt.
SG: Well, I see you have already voted this morning. Are you going to do the caucus this evening?
CEO: I bet a million dollars you voted for Hillary.
SG: I would also bet a million dollars that you voted for Hillary.
Sojourness, aghast: What? Why do you say that?
CEO: I've read your blog.
SG: New York.
CEO: We can read you like a cheap novel.