I am officially the world's worst daughter.

As some of you on my email list know, I got a serious kick out of this Onion story the other day. I mean, I was in hysterics. Maybe it's the insanity of the cube catching up with me, I don't know.

So I tell my mother the story and I suppose I didn't make it abundantly clear that the Onion is satire... anyway, poor thing was telling the story at a business luncheon yesterday like it was true.

That doesn't make me the world's worst daughter, though. The fact that this cracks me up does.