Took this from Mo, the funniest lady in cyberspace. Go check her out.
You've gotta note the very white, very American cultural vices you are willing to admit to.
#92 Book Deals - I don't have one, I just want one.
#91 San Francisco - Never been but would love to go.
#90 Dinner Parties - My apartment's too small but I want to give them and I enjoy going to them, so I'm gonna bold this.
#89 St. Patrick's Day - I'm Irish, but not a big drinker. Eh.
#88 Having Gay Friends - Woohoo! I wear my "Fag Hag" sign with pride.
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire - Never saw it.
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School - Plan to go.
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children - Yes, dammit!
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water - I drink tap out of bottles, but I don't think that's what they mean.
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada - Um, it has crossed my mind. Don't even think about a draft, Bushie.
#74 Oscar Parties - I don't even watch.
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad - Yee ha! Send me back!
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry - Don't know who this is.
#67 Standing Still at Concerts - That is very me.
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What's Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno - Didn't see it.
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman -Nooo, she is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places - I could live on breakfast tacos. And french toast. And omelettes. And coffee. So... yes to this one.
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writer Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies - Don't think I have seen any.
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer's Markets - I never go, though.
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don't belong to
#1 Coffee
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i sent you this stuff in a like a few weeks ago. this is all from stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com
Yeah, I remember, it is a funny site.
Hi! Thanks for saying I'm the funniest lady in cyberspace! Do we know each other??
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