This past weekend has been one of the best vacations I have ever had with my family. Here are some memorable quotes:

Kid Sister #1, as we rolled up the car windows: "Why does New Jersey stink?"

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Kid Sister #2, as we discussed Sister's dislike towards me: "Everyone should like you because you're so pretty."

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Kid Sister #1, as I described that feminism is about believing that boys are not better than girls, but we are all the same: "Well... boys are a little dumber."

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Baby Sister, after stubbing her toe on the door: "Shit!"