Brother is the best. We were discussing how my Bard paper has to be based on some controversial argument, which made us brainstorm possible theses in our afternoon, desk-job delirium:

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Shakespeare was a closet communist.

Shakespeare was a Hare Krishna.

Shakespeare was a hack that blew goats.

A Midsummer Night's Dream is a metaphor for oral sex.

Men played women's parts because Shakespeare was a closet transexual hermaphrodite.

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I feel like I'm in high school again, and it is goooood ;)

Note: The dirty ones were Brother's ideas. I swear.