Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Brother is the best. We were discussing how my Bard paper has to be based on some controversial argument, which made us brainstorm possible theses in our afternoon, desk-job delirium:


Shakespeare was a closet communist.

Shakespeare was a Hare Krishna.

Shakespeare was a hack that blew goats.

A Midsummer Night's Dream is a metaphor for oral sex.

Men played women's parts because Shakespeare was a closet transexual hermaphrodite.


I feel like I'm in high school again, and it is goooood ;)

Note: The dirty ones were Brother's ideas. I swear.

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