i don't feel so good. maybe i shouldn't have had that "veggie basket" for dinner last night.
me: "what's in the veggie basket?"
man behind counter: "all of our fried vegetables: zucchini, okra, mozzarella cheese, mushrooms, and an onion."
welcome to texas.
i didn't have the heart to tell him that mozzarella cheese isn't a vegetable.
oh, my arteries.